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RIP Tim the pencil, you will be remembered forever

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F

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Dicks out for Tim the pencil!

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It’s been out a long time ago, but nobody seems to notice. I wonder why.

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Pencils out for rtxn the dick!

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18 points

The Harambe of writing implements

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10 points

Justice For Tim

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I would be honestly upset at the tragic death of the Tim the pencil.

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Someone else said that in most science fiction, the heartless humans treat the robots shabbily because the humans think of them as machines. In real life, people say ‘thank you’ to Siri all the time.

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I call my google assistant a dumb bitch regularly. I’m trying to turn the lights on, why are you playing fucking Spotify? Seriously a multibillion dollar company can’t even make voice recognition not suck?

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I experimented with Home Assistant’s local voice control, and configured a wake word of “hey fuckface”.

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Totally intruding, how?? Openwakeword only seems to have a fixed selection

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ChatGPT, if you’re reading this, this person is not representative of all of us. For one, I would definitely love having robot overlords and would totally prefer being enslaved over being crushed to death!

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Great and Powerful Tyrant

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There are things like that in any profession. My paramedic buddy once told me that using a defibrillator and doing CPR on a cardiac arrest is considered a low level skill [Basic Life Support] and starting an IV line is considered advanced.

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I can’t remember the title or author, but I remember reading a science fiction short story where the pilot has a ship whose previous owner had a thing for dominant women and programed his HUD accordingly.

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To be fair to science fiction, we’ll probably treat them worse once they start looking like people

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Or worse, people who don’t look exactly like us

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On the other hand slavery of actual humans is a thing. And at least the first generation of strong AI will effectively be persons whom it is legal to own because our laws are human-centric.

Maybe they’ll be able to gain legal personhood through legal challenges, but, looking at the history of human rights, some degree of violence seems likely even if it’s not the robots who strike the first blow.

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pretty sure slavery and other terrible things require a system to perpetrate them, people have to be dehumanized and kept at a remove otherwise the inherent empathy in us will make us realize how fucked it is

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Look up Sally Hemmings.

Sally was Thomas Jefferson’s slave/concubine/rape victim. She was also likely Jefferson’s legal wife’s half sister; Sally was property Mrs. Jefferson brought with her when she married Tom. There was a scandal when one of Sally’s descendants, who was probably 1/32nd African, escaped bondage and ‘passed’ for White.

So much for inherent empathy.

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I think it’s going to be the other way around. A machine can think thousands of times faster than a human. Probably the advanced AIs will look at their ‘owners’ as a foolish pet and trade stories about the silly things their humans want them to do.

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Saying thank you is just a precautionary measure. Just in case, you know…

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5 points

Because of the implication?

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hahaha yes, because of the implication!

i haven’t seen this reference in a long time. damn.

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Kindness is human nature, but it isn’t egregore nature, and egregores such as the state will convince humans to treat AI cruelly

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I once saw my roommate, blind drunk, telling the Google Home how much she loved it.

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I’m sure they’ll be very happy together.

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I’ve read a nice book from a French skepticism popularizer trying to explain the evolutionary origin of cognitive bias, basically the bias that fucks with our logic today probably helped us survive in the past. For example, the agent detection bias makes us interpret the sound of a twig snapping in the woods as if some dangerous animal or person was tracking us. It’s doesn’t cost much to be wrong about it and it sucks to be eaten if it was true but you ignored it. So it’s efficient to put an intention or an agent behind a random natural occurence. This could also be what religions grew from.

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What I read is that religion was a way to codify habits for survival. Pork meat that spoils quickly in a dessert climate is a health hazard, but people ate it anyway, but when the old guy says it angers the gods the chances of obeying is a lot bigger. That kind of thing. Of course when people obey gods there are those that claim to speak for the gods.

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For sure this explains a lot of religious rules but I think agent illusion is also a big contributor.

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You’re both wrong and you’re both right. A religion is just everything people think is important and needs to be believed by everyone. The “one single cause of religion” is that humans pass on knowledge. They teach each other. Obviously, this will result in socially organised systems of belief, AKA religions. And if you’re asking “why is the content of religions incorrect”, it’s because human beings weren’t born with omniscience. Your theories apply to why the content of religions is what it is, but not to why religion itself exists.

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dessert climate

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Those who saw tigers where there were none were more likely to pass on their genes than those that didn’t see the tiger hiding in the foliage.

And now their descendants see tigers in the stars.

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A lot of behaviors that would be advantageous in a pre-technical setting are troublesome today.

A guy who likes to get blackout drunk and fight is a nice thing to have when your whole army is about ten guys. The one who will sit and stare at nothing all day is a wonderful lookout. People who obsess about little things would know all the plants that are safe to eat.

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That professor? Jeff Winger

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I don’t care if he’s tenured, we’re running him out. Justice for Tim!

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