127 points

I mean, your cat will be old and feeble with slipping joints when you’re just barely learning what an actually sore back means, so it’s a bit of a trade off.

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But is that related? Are staying fit without exercise at the cost of shorter lifespan? How does that work?

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Nah, not really related. More of a consolation, a self-soothing thought. Flexible people don’t live longer or shorter unless they’re so flexible from health reasons that might come with other complications. Cats just have a shorter lifespan so they hit old age problems faster.

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122 points

Your cat also won’t make it to 20, though.

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64 points

Lucky bastard.

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Not having a brain that’s too complex for its own good and can develop suicidal ideation is where they’re really lucky.

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7 points

Or depression. Or anxiety. Or learning disabilities.

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51 points

You shut your damn mouth, my cat is 17 and fit as a fiddle.

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35 points

Oh, your cat will live forever!

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My cat is only five and she’s been pretty medically precarious since 2y.o. unfortunately. Cherish the time you have, I don’t think my cat will make it to 17. In fact, I would be shocked and thrilled if she made it to 12

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My cat is 18 and just in the last few months has suddenly become ancient - fur badly matted, has trouble jumping up on my 1’ high bed etc. She has always looked and acted like an 8-month-old kitten up to this point, very sad thing.

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17 points

cats regularly with proper medical care make it well past 20 these days.

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8 points

Indoor cats at least.

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Of course that kinda goes with proper medical care.

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84 points

The cat does exercise everyday though, they just have an optimal workout/recovery split.

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optimal workout/recovery split

Sigh, I still haven’t figured this out

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12 points

Sleep 20 hours a day

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Run 4 hours straight, from 2am to 6am is the ideal time.

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I keep trying but my boss keeps waking me up saying things like “I’m going to fire your lazy ass” and “why is my wife under your desk?”

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4 points

I just do what the nice lady in the app tells me to

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72 points

Humans would seem equally spry and carefree if none of them made it past twenty.

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True dat! When I was a kid, I would easily climb any tree I could get my hands on. Now that I have kids of my own, I’ve tried to climb trees again but it simply doesn’t work anymore.

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21 points

Keep climbing…literally.

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53 points

I bet the car does a lot more stretching than you.

Point being, don’t discount flexibility and adding stretches to a good workout routine.

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My car doesn’t do a lot of stretching, which is probably a good thing. I don’t think I could trust it to not break on the expressway otherwise.

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On the other hand, a more flexible car could get you out of a traffic jam more easily

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7 points

At risk of turning the occupants into human jam

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Sounds like a bumpy ride, , what sorta tires you running to achieve that?

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