A lone figure at a party reflects that the rest of the revelers don’t know that “xylophones” with metal bars are actually glockenspiels.

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No, they are called metallophones, glockenspiel is just one of them. Other common metallophones are the tubular bells and the vibraphone

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tubular bells

Fixed the link for you 😉

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I knew what this was before clicking.

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Tubular, dude!

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TUBULAR BELLS!

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The vibraphone wants a word. Lionel Hampton is spinning in his grave.

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The marimba has left the chat.

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Sad Joe Porter noises

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As far as I understand, a vibraphone is basically a glockenspiel with resonators

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A xylophone has wooden bars.

A marimba is a xylophone with resonator tubes.

A glockenspiel is a xylophone with metal bars.

A metal marimba is a marimba with metal bars (or a glockenspiel with resonator tubes).

A vibraphone is a metal marimba with a motor spinning a disc inside the resonators which can create a vibrato and it has a damper (sustain pedal).

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oooh I see, thanks for that clarification :)

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No, vibraphone is the setting that discretely lets you know someone is calling you without annoying everyone around you.

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Ah, I see. It’s Xylophones

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God damm xylophobes.

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As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.

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Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

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