A lone figure at a party reflects that the rest of the revelers don’t know that “xylophones” with metal bars are actually glockenspiels.
4 points
Aren’t those metallophones? Last I checked glockenspiels were a different (and much smaller) critter
12 points
As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.
5 points
How is it that this literally came up in conversation at the family get together over the weekend, and on Monday it’s being memed? Proof again this world is just a simulation and has memory limitations.
3 points
So xylo ren is wood ren
6 points
My fave part is when Ripley fights the xylophone queen in the mech outfit
