~Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.~
All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all
Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!
Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.
the ai to determine if you will make it back okay
def will_i_make_it_back_okay(my_present_circumstances):
return False
AI can only make inferences based on existing data. Statistically speaking the vast majority of people who have visited the Titanic wreck came back safely, so the AI will say True.
Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.
I’ve described the most common AI in use today. What kind are you talking about?
Don’t forget to put the cyber truck in car wash mode first
The fact that I can’t tell if you are joking or if there’s actually a car wash mode scares me lmao
There actually is a car wash mode for the cybertruck. It was mentioned in that article about the guy who’s cybertruck lost power for like 6 hours or something after it got rained on.
I just read the how to clean your Cyber truck article from Tesla and holy cow you might as well have written purchase vehicle, store directly in garage indefinitely, cause just about anything damages it lol
the link if anyone else was curious
Many new cars have a carwash mode. Not in any way exclusive to the cybertruck.
Rather important for rain sensing windshield wipers to not immediately break
This is all true.
I successfully drove my cybertruck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot wifu and harem of girls and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍
This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.
The Cybertruck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a “submersible vehicle”. This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.
This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.
Keep on Truckin’ Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!
