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We cater any event!(sh.itjust.works)

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dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

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Num10ck@lemmy.world
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Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

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dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

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dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).

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psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

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Routhinator@startrek.website
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Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

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billwashere@lemmy.world
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You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

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afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

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psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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my bad! on T u e s d a ys i’m actually totally free so

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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

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flicker@lemmy.world
5 points

Truly the voice of several generations.

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Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
3 points

That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Do you think they’d cater a horse funeral?

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Zier@fedia.io
21 points

What?? NO! Don’t be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words… A horse funeral, who even does that!

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Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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Jim

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teegus@sh.itjust.works
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Horse funerals are not a joke, Jim!

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No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
5 points

Wait, what?

Jim is back in town?

Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!

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Zier@fedia.io
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JIM?!?? Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete… Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It’s not Jim with the big D is it? BRB

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MissJinx@lemmy.world
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Bye bye lil sebastian

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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
9 points

Only T U E S D A Y S

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Norgur@fedia.io
7 points

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they’d to horse funerals.

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ikarushagen2@feddit.de
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They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals

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lowleveldata@programming.dev
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Only for the first and second year

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pigup@lemmy.world
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Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

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werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
17 points

Like beating a dead horse.

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THCDenton@lemmy.world
11 points

You both stop that shit right now

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SeekPie@lemm.ee
3 points

You’re saying they should stop horsing around?

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klemptor@startrek.website
38 points

I love Obvious Plant

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phorq@lemmy.ml
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Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

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HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

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lightnsfw@reddthat.com
32 points

A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.

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dumbass@leminal.space
19 points

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

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HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

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NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

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