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So much for that fetish...(lemmy.world)

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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That’s the other puddle

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
11 points

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

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Masamune@lemmy.world
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Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

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✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
9 points

Username checks out.

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Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
3 points

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

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NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
18 points

Nah, you read it right.

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SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
41 points

I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.

Can’t have shit in Shadow moses

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hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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I’ll assume that I’m just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I’m having a stroke.

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BigPotato@lemmy.world
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The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

WHAT A PRETTY MEME!

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leggettc18@programming.dev
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THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW

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atro_city@fedia.io
37 points

The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.

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GluWu@lemm.ee
15 points

Where do I get a ticket?

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sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
13 points

Your mom is handing them out for free.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
16 points

No wonder I can’t find any orgies… Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

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fossphi@lemm.ee
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Can’t have shit in Detroit America?

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