116 points

Damn near ate the onion on this one. God damn, how far we have fallen…

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The degradation of integrity is part of it. The Rubeplicans want you to feel downtrodden. Dont let them win. They’re the ones falling, don’t let them stabilize themselves using you.

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Did you watch even 5% of the entire Presidential debate 2024 ?

Are we living in the same timeline ?

It was like two Granpas going at a verbal contest while high on ketamine. or fetanyl. or whatever drugs old people do.

Im not 'Murican, but y’all are effed to the tee.

Biden and Drumpf are BOTH TERRIBLE choices. We are all screwed for the next 50 years. Hunger Games here we come!

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Listen, we all post things before watching the debate. I think anyone sane realizes this. I hope seeing it play out hits a lot of people in the heart. What are we gonna do though? Scramble before November?

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37 points

Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics

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14 points

God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we’d be free of if it were?

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5 points

Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn’t matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.

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6 points

I’m now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).

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14 points

Well done. It wasn’t until I clicked into the thread that I noticed the link. Trump pulling a Nixon level stops just seems too plausible.

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12 points

Ate it until I saw the thumbnail, lol. I asked why the fuck they have boys in their name every time?

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11 points

The plot was foiled when a security guard asked them for identification and the response was, “I’M ERIC!”

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