12 points

Ate it until I saw the thumbnail, lol. I asked why the fuck they have boys in their name every time?

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Damn near ate the onion on this one. God damn, how far we have fallen…

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The degradation of integrity is part of it. The Rubeplicans want you to feel downtrodden. Dont let them win. They’re the ones falling, don’t let them stabilize themselves using you.

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Did you watch even 5% of the entire Presidential debate 2024 ?

Are we living in the same timeline ?

It was like two Granpas going at a verbal contest while high on ketamine. or fetanyl. or whatever drugs old people do.

Im not 'Murican, but y’all are effed to the tee.

Biden and Drumpf are BOTH TERRIBLE choices. We are all screwed for the next 50 years. Hunger Games here we come!

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Listen, we all post things before watching the debate. I think anyone sane realizes this. I hope seeing it play out hits a lot of people in the heart. What are we gonna do though? Scramble before November?

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8 points

Woof, getting to the source website in that title was a long journey.

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Well done. It wasn’t until I clicked into the thread that I noticed the link. Trump pulling a Nixon level stops just seems too plausible.

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I just imagine Kamala setting a long intricate series of physical humor allowable traps that eventually leads to the debate stage, where the boys fall through the ceiling, and opening their hearts to Pappa Trump live on air, so we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas.

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This except they just die in the fall.

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