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Number 5 definitely.

Stanley wouldn’t try to get all chatty with me, and we’d both just do our crosswords in peace for the duration of the trip. Our only interaction will be a knowing nod as we deplane, non-verbally thanking each other for not talking to them.

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18 points

This is correct. I was thinking 9 for similar reasons, but Kelly right behind me makes it a bad option.

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Toby would definitely try annoying small talk though

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7 points

Bonus if we’re going to Tallahassee.

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8 points

I would absolutely hang out with Florida Stanley.

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22 points

Stanley!! Most relaxed flight of my life.

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9 points

5 or 9, pretty sure either of then would just out headphones on, and very likely they would end up falling asleep.

Stanley is slightly safer than Toby, since Toby would probably be the target of some shenanigans…

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5 points

God, it will be great, we’re going to ignore each other the whole time and never think about the other person ever again.

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23 points

Stanley. He’d leave me alone and I’d leave him alone.

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21 points

Next to Stanley 😂

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  1. Stanley is going to sleep the whole time.
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2 points

Yes but close proximity to 6, which you can’t turn away from.

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