I unironically use this to remember anything extra beyond my wallet phone and keys
It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.
Don’t you miss the simple pleasure of having to knock on some stranger’s door because you needed to use their phone?
I do what I call “the Moron Macarena” just before I close the door. I pat each pocket and cross my arms patting the pockets again just to look extra stupid when I do it lol
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
That’s why you need one of those detachable penises!