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Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

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While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

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It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

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Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

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…better now?

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I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

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what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

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Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

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it would ruin the tour

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I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

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honk

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oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

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My stomach hurts real bad

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try tums or Alka Seltzer

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might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

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I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are… white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a “Only god can judge me” tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

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Juggalos and juggalettes?

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I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.

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I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”

He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

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On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

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That is the grandma

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Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo

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They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.

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that car is your granmas

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