124 points
Yeah, but in 1.8 trillion years, you’re going to be a minute late for everything.
45 points
Imagine being 15 minutes late to the heat death of the universe. Unacceptable.
17 points
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48 points
Just stick a post-it with: “TODO 01/01/30000002024: set one second forward”
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16 points
Surely in 30 billion years nothing could possibly happen to the supercooled strontium to throw that off, right?
20 points
prove it
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13 points
Does it still need a groundhog to tell it when spring is?
7 points
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