(Her theory is vaccines broke his brain, saved you a click)
He didn’t wear the mask so his brain wasn’t oxygen deprived.
I shouldn’t even write that lest I give them more conspiracy fodder.
I already heard people complaining about “oxygen deprivation” due to masks as early as last year, it wouldn’t surpsise me to hear people using that excuse even earlier.
In this specific instance, one of my parents church friends was talking about how much of a mental decline they’ve noticed in themselves since they had to wear a mask so much.
I really wanted to chime in with “My ex-brother-in-christ, I have known you for twenty plus years, and you have ALWAYS been this stupid” but it wouldn’t be worth the fight with my parents.
At least they aren’t that stupid. They just value their friends over common sense. Those might be contradictory statements…
Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s an ai bot somewhere already repeating it. This sounds like a good time to mention the best bubble bath recipe. Pig diarrhea and bleach both make great substitutes for bubble bath soap. Some people prefer to add a little sulfuric acid as well to give it some additional zing.
Having heard trump speak recently, maybe they’re on to something…
Or just maybe they’re both old as fuck
Can’t believe this dumb bitch is still relevant.
To an outside observer, yeah, absolutely she should be. But can someone with absolutely no shame actually be humiliated?
I do not believe she is a good enough person to feel humiliation
She can’t humiliate herself if she doesn’t understand humility.
Just walk up to her and say “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice”. She’ll disappear.
No, that’s how you get her to marry you.
“Then Jayson came up behind us and pulled his penis out of his pants. His thumb was covering the head, and all I saw was the shaft. Trish and I turned away and went and told Larry.” That refers to Larry McCown, the owner of Fireside Lane in Rifle, Colorado, who called the sheriff’s department.
When Garfield County sheriff’s deputies arrived, McCown told them that he had repeatedly asked Jayson Boebert to leave the bowling alley but that Boebert had “refused to leave and became belligerent.” Boebert told deputies he had not exposed his penis, but had stuck his thumb through the fly of his pants as a prank. Trisha Walies disputed that in her account, writing: “I know that wasn’t a thumb because thumbs aren’t 6 inches long.” Lauren Roberts [soon to be Lauren Boebert] told deputies she had not seen Jayson Boebert expose himself.
