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It’s Sunday. Joe couldn’t go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.

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Now do Trump. What makes him drop out?

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124 points

A better shot.

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Daaaaamn. Fuckin gottem.

Well, actually not, i guess…

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I think we all miss Trump.

But some of us are working on our aim.

For legal reasons, to my FBI agent: this is a joke. I don’t even own a gun, man… You know this.

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They actually don’t know, unfortunately. The gun manufacturers and their lobbyists have made sure of that.

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6 points

Tenacious D, No!

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45 points

The humiliation of losing to a black woman.

The past months the mood in America has been: not these two old geezers again.

I am honestly optimistic that it’s going to be a landslide for the Democrats without Biden. Americans are just sick of Trump and they didn’t want Biden to run again.

So the Democrats are giving the people what they want, while the Republicans are trying to force feed them something they don’t want.

Let’s see how this plays out.

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I’m still a little worried with how racist and sexist even Democrat voters tend to be. Hopefully the excitement of not having an 80 year old as the candidate outweighs subconscious bias.

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Obama won by healthy margins in '08 and '12, and Hillary – the least likeable candidate that’s made it to the top of the Democratic ticket since Dukakis – still won the popular vote. I think the people who would vote against a black woman for President were never going to vote for a Democrat in the first place, and given the general aura of relief and enthusiasm I’ve seen in left wing spaces since the announcement I think Harris is going to be riding a wave of support from the left, even if half of it is just from people who are glad they don’t have to hold their noses to support a doddering octogenarian because the alternative is fascism.

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These people couldn’t accept a white mean beating their white man. I look forward to their civil, humble response to their now anointed god being beaten by a black woman.

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He stepped down on national ice cream day…

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Someone close to him: You’re not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!

Biden: Done… Now where’s my ice-cream?

He’s only human, anyone would do the same.

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8 points

Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders

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God: “Joe, President of the United States. I’m giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times.”

Biden: “Good idea, O Lord!”

God: “Of course it’s a good idea!!”

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God: “What are you doing?”

Biden: “Averting my eyes lord”

God:“Well stop that!”

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Quick search to verify…

So this is how I learn. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

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I don’t know how you missed it. After the debate I was eager to see him. “Please don’t be senile. Please don’t be senile!”

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