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Standard operating procedure for high school

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And grad school.

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And experienced professional šŸ˜

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Can confirm, am professional and am procrastinating. I know I can bang my work out in like 2-4 hours, so why should I spend all week doing it?

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I once read someone make a point (more eloquently than me) that procrastination is your brainā€™s internal bullshit detector. For example, if a lion were to break into your room right now, you would get the fuck up and flee no matter how lazy/neet you may be. Therefore the matters you procrastinate on are a big old bag of hooey (according to your mind).

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I procrastinate on cooking and then complain that Iā€™m hungry and thereā€™s no time to make food. I think my brain is broken.

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your brain is fully aware that you can just have two handful of nuts and be good for a couple of hours. Just because your brain also believes that you gotta have a proper meal doesnā€™t matter

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Iā€™ll see your handfuls of nuts, and raise you a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter.

Itā€™s a) relatively cheap b) delicious c) easily edible on the fly with a spoon, time constraints be damned. It serves the purpose quite well, and even throws a bit of sugar in there too.

Not exactly a balanced diet, but it does accomplish the goal reasonably effectively and frequently is already in the house.

Also good when not medically quite at 100% - when not at my best, I do everything I can to follow dr. orders, ofc, but sometimes itā€™s more efficient to throw a tiny bit of sugar at oneā€™s brain in a (relatively) healthier way, than to keep fighting it during recovery.

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I donā€™t have any nuts in the pantry because I donā€™t like them. My brain knows this.

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This is true and also works the other way around. There is no food but iā€™m too lazy to go on a grocery run. Suddenly more food spawns in my house for 3 more days.

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Not missing a meal (or a few even) wonā€™t kill you, try getting to a starving state and then see if your brain lets you park your ass on the couch.

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The executive functions are a tiebreak system, in many ways. It balances the various possible options, both benefits and costs, short term and long.

Procrastination is when this system canā€™t overcome various situational inertias. I tend to think of it akin to a teacher in a classroom. The kids are perfectly capable of raiding a kitchen, when sufficiently hungry. Itā€™s also impossible to keep them focused on maths, when a dozen labrador puppies are released into the classroom. Within its limits however, itā€™s supposed to turn disparate drives into coherent action.

I have adhd. The teacher is exhausted from a 3 day bender, and someone swiched their coffee to decaf. Avoiding situations that cause a procrastination lockup are a fact of life.

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I definitely have never done this before, no sir, not even once

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Thereā€™s a Ted talk on this called panic monkey.

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I watched it instead of doing an assignment in high school. Made a lot of sense and little difference.

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Just looked it up. Itā€™s a talk based on the Wait But Why? blog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arj7oStGLkU

FYI, the name for the thing heā€™s describing is ADHD. The ā€œrational decision makerā€ is called executive function.

Edit: here is the blog post the talk is based on

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Glorious, never knew about the post. Thanks

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adrenaline is natureā€™s Adderall.

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