You are an unfit mother! Your children will be placed in the custody of, CARL’S JUNIOR!
You just know there’s a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral
What does this even mean? What’s a golden corral
Except for the fried chicken. And if you’re having that, might as well grab some of the mashed potatoes, which are pretty good, too. And I’m not proud of it, but the macaroni and cheese isn’t the absolute worst if you’re already there. FINE, I KIND OF LIKE IT, OKAY?
When you think of corpulent, sweaty U.S. southerners waddling into an indoor fried-food trough to compete for the title “most likely to have a stroke”, that public feeding location is referred to as a " Golden Corral".
Does this imply that there is a Drug Filled School Zone?
Wait until you find out about sponsored college positions.
Example: https://directory.business.wsu.edu/Directory/Profile/dgursoy/
What in the deep-fried fuck is a “Taco Bell Distinguished Professor”? Who on earth would take such a title seriously? How embarassing for him.
Also sponsored programs. E.g. “XYZ company provides the space/equipment and gets a pipeline of fresh recruits directly from the college.”
I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bad thing, but it does seem a bit fraught.
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