156 points

The best time to start regularly exercising and eating at least moderately healthy food is 10 years ago, the second best time is now.

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You know something that helped me exercise regularly was… “you’re going to be scrolling through your phone. Might as well do it while on the treadmill/peloton/etc”

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12 points

But I can’t be at a treadmill and take a dump at the same time. Actually I could, but I don’t want to.

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9 points

Sure you can. The belt will just fling it off the back.

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2 points

Yeah but you can do curls on the toilet while watcbing YT

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9 points

Don’t try to have a good diet and workout routine, try to regularly improve your diet and workout routine.

The best workout routine is the one you can stick to. Plenty of people online will tell you that to lose weight you need to be doing cardio in a certain heart rate zone or to gain muscle you need to weight lift a certain way. That is technically true, but useless. A great workout routine is just walking for half an hour each day. It is a much more realistic goal for out of shape people and simply getting your heat pumping and your muscles moving regularly will get you most of the health benefits you need.

Same thing with diet. A keto or intermittent fasting diet may be the fastest way to burn fat, but they are very hard to stick to and when you break them, you will be so hungry that you will eat enough to gain back all the weight you lost. A more realistic plan is to cut out a sugary beverage from each day and to make sure that every meal includes a vegetable high in fiber. Once that is an established habit, build on it with other small changes that move you closer to a healthy lifestyle.

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8 points

I heard the same advice about investing for retirement. This feels like a glitch in the matrix.

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8 points

Usually it’s “the best time to plant a tree”, that way it’s a metaphor for everything.

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7 points

I work a very sedentary career and don’t have a ton of energy after work/kids, but I’ve found having an under the desk pedal cycle to use during the day has done wonders for my physical and mental health.

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4 points

I have an under desk treadmill and it is easily the best investment I’ve made for my fitness.

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2 points

But don’t switch completely to a healthy diet all of a sudden, do it slowly. Otherwise your body may not handle the drastic change and you may get health issues (mine was a belly button infection 🙃).

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150 points

If someone left their partner to be with you, they’re capable of leaving you to be with someone new.

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32 points

This one is painfully accurate. And doubled if they cheated on their ex. It’s not romantic, you’re not in a movie. They’re a shitty person who cheated on their partner. They will do it to you.

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12 points

Yes. My usual version of this is “You’re not special. If they lied to someone else, they’ll lie to you.”

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27 points

if they’ll cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you

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10 points

One of my mom’s two best bits of wisdom. The other was I cut, you choose.

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3 points

My mom would have added:

You never let someone hit you a second time.

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4 points

This. This one was a rough lesson to learn.

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125 points

If you see a toilet in your dreams, don’t use it!

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80 points

Can’t confirm. I’ve had lucid dreams, where I’m aware that it’s a dream, but not in control.

Then I started just pissing everywhere. And I could feel my sweatpants getting soaked. And then I shit myself. And in the dream I’m panicing because I know it’s happening in real life. I’m very aware that when I wake up my sweatpants will be piss soaked, and I have shat myself. I can FEEL it happening as it happens. Then I wake up. No shit. No piss. Totally dry, and I IMMEDIATELY need to get to a bathroom. Where I shit and piss in the toilet.

And then I stand up, and there’s no shit or piss in the toilet. And I’m like “WTF??? Am I just groggy? What the hell is happening???”

Then the toilet starts talking. “FEED ME YOUR TASTY POOPS!!!” And I’m like what the fuck is going on? Am I on drugs???" And this toilet is getting angry that I won’t shit in it’s mouth. Then it starts stomping around like the piano from Super Mario 64.

Then I wake up, and IMMEDIATELY need to piss and shit. So I run to the toilet, and yell at the toilet “ARE YOU GOING TO DEMAND I SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH??? I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, TOILET!!!”

And thats when I hear my neighbors laughing, because the walls are thin, it’s 3AM, and they now think I’m crazy.

This has happened several times. I hope I never meet my neighbors.

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22 points

what the fuck

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15 points

Cool story, bro.

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8 points

This made me laugh so much 😂

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5 points

I was mostly wtf, but I will admit I did laugh.

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8 points

Weed will reduce your dreams, which could be good or bad in your situation.

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8 points

What about if there’s a fire, can I use the hose to put it out?

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4 points

It probably wouldn’t even put the fire out.

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6 points

Watch “Strange Brew” and let me know if you change your mind on that.

Awesome Canadian movie.

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120 points

Just go to the fucking dentist.

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I once avoided asking my father for money for the dentist, out of pride, as a tooth infection was developing.

By the time I finally did break down and ask him, it had advanced to the point where my nervous system got permanently altered by the pain levels I experienced.

I finally broke down and asked him when it got too much for me to handle. But by that time, it wasn’t at its peak yet. The pain peaked after I started the antibiotics.

I guess the lesson was: a problem will continue to develop after you take steps to solve it. In my case, waiting until the pain reached a level I couldn’t handle meant that the maximum pain level was well above what I could handle.

The lesson I learned is this: The problem does not go away magically the moment you decide to ask for help. So don’t wait until the last second to ask for help.

Like, call the fire department long before the fire gets out of control.

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17 points

Oh my GOD yes. The pain now is a FRACTION of what it’ll be the longer you put it off! And trust me, at some point you will be forced to go if you don’t choose to go yourself. Just go. They won’t judge you for starting now.

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6 points

Currently the non-availability of dental care in the budget is the biggest visible sign of poverty.

Remember that while dentristry is an essential service, it is mercenary and thus priced out of reach of our bottom 30%.

Some things are important, but importance is only half of the prioritization.

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2 points

Who needs teeth if you can’t buy groceries…

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2 points

Also, floss.

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103 points

Put your money where you spend your time. Don’t spend money on something if you won’t be using it.

You spend a lot of time sleeping, so get a nice, comfortable mattress. Spend a lot of time on your feet at work? Get durable, comfortable shoes/boots, and maybe some nice insoles so you don’t limp back to your car from pain. Spend a lot of time playing a F2P video game? Go ahead and buy that DLC or cosmetic item to make it more fun, and support the devs to keep the game going.

The list can go on, but before any non-trivial purchase, I ask myself how much time I will spend using it.

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I like to measure costs in dollars per hour, similar to this. So what if that hobby item is 400 dollars. How many hundreds of hours will you get enjoying it? So like, a dollar an hour.

A movie you don’t care about seeing? 20 dollars for 2 hours. Maybe hold off.

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Agreed and agreed. But an addendum regarding mattresses: No matter what the salespeople tell you, most mattresses with pocketed coil springs are pretty much the same apart from hardness, especially with a compensating mattress topper. Just get one that feels right to you, definitely don’t think that more expensive=better, mattress-wise.

More money advice: Most things come in two tiers worth purchasing: “nice” and “wow”.

“Nice” are the things experts deem good enough, or clothes-wise ones that you can see yourself actually wearing across multiple years, both durability- and appearance-wise. Affordable, and you like them. A useable placeholder, if you will.

“Wow” are the things that you’ve been steadily dreaming of for years, or ones that catch your eye even if you weren’t looking. “Buy it for life” stuff. Solid whole wood furniture, that teapot or coffee maker you’ve been dreaming of. A designer winter coat that only costs 20 times your old one. 🫣 On these you look at the price tag after; you want it, you get it, and if it breaks, you repair it. If it’s affordable, or if you find more than one of these every 1-3 years, consider yourself very lucky.

Nothing below “nice” is worth getting, and very few things between “nice” and “wow” are worth getting.

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4 points

Yep, learned this the hard way.

  • I ordered a 10€ “Skmei” watch from Aliexpress and it died in a year. My cousin buys ~30€ casio watches and they last at least 5 years of abuse.
  • Cheap Redmi phones have half the processing power of a top end midranger and will not decently survive years of planned obsolescence. I only have a Redmi (4x from their decent times) because I got it for free from my dad. It’s a decent phone, but performance is terrible so they aren’t worth paying for from the longevity standpoint, but if you need a temporary phone they are decent.
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13 points

I dropped 200 euros on a split ergonomic keyboard and it fixed my shoulder pain from typing excessively.

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4 points

Could i ask you which keyboard did you buy? I’m thinking of taking one myself

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5 points

Kinesis advantage 2. It’s weird to type on to begin with but it was worth it for me.

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I push people in wheelchairs for a living. I roughly walk 6-10 miles a day. My shoes are 2-3 years old, and literally falling apart.

And I’ll keep wearing them until a week AFTER they fall apart! I got duct tape!

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6 points

Uhh, ok, weird flex, but like… why? And you seem so proud of it too…

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4 points

Good shoes are important. Protect your feet, knees, and back. You’ll thank yourself for it one day.

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Tape is fine if you don’t use them all the time, but at least buy some superglue and repair them correctly.

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If you can find a consignment store for used outdoor gear, many hiking shoes are strurdy.

Get low-tops unless you want knee problems down the line.

Learn to pad the insoles with foam so you can make them just for you, and easily alter them if things change.

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Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime’s boots theory

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I invested in an Areon chair and have zero regrets. Best decision I ever made. I work as a software engineer, and also game in my spare time. So sitting around is a lot of what I do unfortunately.

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Can confirm on the shoes. Whatever else needs cut back, as long as you can afford rent and food and gas to get to work, buy good quality shoes. Not all expensive shoes are good, but good shoes are not cheap. Second hand good shoes that are your size are very very rare. Upgrading insoles can get you by for a while, but there’s nothing like good quality shoes.

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