So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.
florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada’s pants AND hat.
Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like “no u”. Absolutely no sense of humour.
Plays into the joke
Accused of no sense of humor
This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down
