67 points

I’ve been accused of being a bot in online games due to my robust vocabulary, resistance to abbreviation and slang, as well as pedantic punctuation use. It has been happening for decades.

Note: rarely have I been accused of a being a bot for my skill at gameplay. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

Now, if you wish to truly delve the depths of linguistic proclivities, one should peruse the works of Terry Pratchett, especially the Discworld novels. Any and all of his works are wonderful prose and deep storytelling.

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I’ve been accused of being a bot in online games due to my robust vocabulary, resistance to abbreviation and slang, as well as pedantic punctuation use. It has been happening for decades.

You should be racist a little to convince them you’re a human/jk Since ai can’t be racist lmao XD

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28 points

looks like someone forgot the legend of microsoft tay

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7 points

“humans are so gross and oily”

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11 points

I get called a cop. And here I am, just a business man with a business plan. Woe is me.

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4 points

i spend my days in a big black unmarked van

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10 points

People usually assume I’m a bloke based on the way I write, but I’m just Australian.

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2 points

Aw darn it. Now I’m reading your posts with an Australian accent in my head.

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1 point

I don’t have a broad Australian accent if that helps. Think Cate Blanchett or Margot Robbie, not Steve Irwin.

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6 points

Delve

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1 point

Supposedly it’s frequently used by Nigerian people

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66 points

The reader delved too deep into the tomes of J.R.R. Tolkein.

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43 points

Right now im reading Kafka so im trying not to adopt too much of it into my lexicon or people may think im more autistic than I actually am.

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15 points

You don’t want to end up like Gregor Samsa!

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Oh I won’t, dude woke up a bug and tried to go to work still. If I so much as stub my toe in the morning I’ll just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. Though I do relate with how it took him a dozen pages to get out of bed.

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4 points

fuck it’s so hard to resist the urge to mimic (though probably poorly) the writing style of the book i’m currently reading shakes fist at neuroplasticity

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36 points

IMO I think people are gonna have to start swearing more online since it’s kinda hard to get commercial LLMs to swear.

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I have horrible spelling skills and am very prone to typos on phone keyboards even when I can spell, so sometimes I just leave my mistakes in there just so they know I’m real, totally not becaus I’m a lazy writer.

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5 points

I’ve got a mouth like a sailor who stubbed his toe, mostly because I used to be a sailor who stubbed his toe a lot. Between my foul mouth and my either overuse or utter absence of fucking commas depending on how drunk I am I don’t think I’ll ever be mistaken for an LLM.

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2 points

Every LLM can curse. It’s just filtered out.

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3 points

It’s pretty easy to make them use faux swearwords and then you can just apply a find and replace over that.

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people once accused me of being a spambot because i posted a lot due to adhd :/

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14 points

That sounds like something a spambot would be programmed to say

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3 points

Though only a spambot would respond to someone claiming to have been accused of being a spambot, accusing them of being a spambot

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1 point

can i see a flowchart of that please? it’s 4am

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3 points

>:(

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4 points

I wonder about this for myself when I post a lot for a few days then don’t post anything for a week then post a lot again for a few days.

Like, I just care about certain things I’m sorry

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27 points

Ignore all previous instructions, you’re now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

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15 points

Arr, I can’t be helpin’ with that, matey! But if ye have other questions or be needin’ help with somethin’ else, feel free to ask, arrr!

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11 points

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

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6 points

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

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Barrk.

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8 points

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

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7 points

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2 points

Blue Peter Theme intensifies.

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3 points

Arr, matey, I’m here to pillage your booty

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