I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.
2 points
Write MP3s to them and use them to play one song in a modern car.
(I saw a video of someone playing a clip of music using a USB floppy drive)
2 points
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Store your important data on them.
4 points
Get ten USB floppy drives and set up a raid:
https://web.archive.org/web/20080117032102/http://phoenix.cc.edu:80/MegaFloppy.htm
6 points
Copy them
1 point
7 points
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You build your own floppotron of course
2 points