I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

8 points

Mount nine of them on a square board so that they’re all focused on a single point for a mild solar furnace.

Use the last one to look at yourself, the proud owner of a mild solar furnace.

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What kind of floppies are you thinking of? the very little metal on those discs aren’t that reflective.

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I was too far in the future, using CDs. Floppies, wow.

Now I’m going to have to rethink my whole thing.

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You… don’t know what a floppy disk is, do you?

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I do, I just don’t pay careful attention to details and just run with what I think things are saying.

My first computer was an Atari 520ST. No hard drive (its OS ran off a chip), and every program ran off a floppy. And your storage was on a floppy.

Yeah, I know floppies. I used to have shoeboxes of them.

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Why would anyone bother making 1.4 MB diaks

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Right.
640k ought to be enough for anybody.

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  1. Pick some friends that you like
  2. Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
  3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
  4. Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
  5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them
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Make sure to use this version of the song

Floppy Disks - Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

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just in case someone sticks it in a working drive, add a file to the floppy named

autorun.inf

and add the following to it with a text editor:

[autorun]
open=Microsoft.Media.Player.exe
icon=icon.ico

while i doubt it will actually work, if it does, it would be quite hilarious in my opinion. there’s probably, hopefully, safeguards that prevent such a thing from working and i likely have the syntax wrong, i haven’t used windows in years.

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I don’t think autorun worked with floppy disks, only with CDs and USB units.

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I don’t think the OS was sophisticated enough to tell the difference… A drive letter is a drive letter…

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this…is a great idea!
Especially since I have friends who will go to some effort to find out what’s on the disk out of curiosity.

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58 points

Lol whoops, I meant to give a wrong answer, my bad

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Make sure to name the file inconspicuously but temptingly, relating to the old days, like Bill Gates confession.mp3 or DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin’ Intro.mp3

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They make really good coasters, will recommend.

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Poor Mr. Astley, forever known as Mr. Roll

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He had his run during the 80s. He’s enjoying a second wind with the Rick roll.

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It made me wanna listen to the rest of his music once I actually fully heard Never Gonna Give You Up

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58 points

Rick rollercoastered.

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I fuckin LOVE this!!! It’s absurd in the extreme and yet, so fuckin cool!

I humbly bow to your greatness of creativity.

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Thanks! I was intending for it to be more of a shitpost, but I guess I’m not very good at those, it turns out

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Nah it’s awesome. Like you can then tell them “Hah you’ve been rickrolled” haha.

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We use old floppies as coasters!

I have people all the time ask “these are so cute, where did you get them?”. RadioShack. 25 years ago.

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Coasters for a DnD night!

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But this is a good answer!

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Sell them. There is a market for that.

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