Are westerners being robbed of TP when we get the hollow rolls? Is communism the right path after all?

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I’ve been on Lemmy for about a year, so I’m certain that communism is the only right path.

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Same, I’ve installed Arch on my ThinkPad, shaved my legs and put on knee high stockings. I also give every car a middle finger and swear when walking past parking lots. Lemmy has radicalized me in surprising ways.

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48 points

But do you hate AI?

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I fucking hate it. I’ve lost all my friends because I was just spamming anti AI memes from Lemmy to everyone I knew. They’ve all blocked me, but I’d like to think they will think twice before “doing AI”.

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loathe. i loathe ai

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4 points

did you libreboot it tho?

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and also use framework

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Legitimately curious about the stockings. I get all the other jokes in this thread but that one went over my head.

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21 points

They transed their gender

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Good man! It also happened to be Vietnams national holiday here yesterday, and so there were national flags and hammer and sickle flags everywhere, festivals, and street performances about Ho Chi Minh and the struggle aganst France, China, US, and TBH i never felt so patriotic for a country not my own!

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It’s their Independence Day, September 2nd.

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Yes, the night time street festivals and celebrations were amazing in Hanoi and Ninh Binh, Im so lucky I happened to come at this time.

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I’m sorry, the right answer was anarchosyndicalism.

Send this red fascist class traitor to the mines.

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Don’t go to Russia. Every once in a while you can encounter this atrocity. Yes, it has holes right out of the roll, no perforation whatsoever and not even a hole that you could hang it on and therefore outer layers are always dirty. And, of course, feels like a sandpaper, tears when wiping, but stretches when you actually try to get a piece. Please don’t tell me that this exists outside of Russia, that’d be way to much assrash for this world.

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when you take brutalism so far that your toilet paper looks like concrete

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Now with 20% more aggregate!

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It’s exfoliating!

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Don’t go to Russia.

There’s a very tall list of reasons to not go to Russia and their toilet papers isn’t very high on it.

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I don’t know…

My list goes:

  1. Their toilet paper

  2. I might criticize Putin

  3. I might criticize the government

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Well, I wouldn’t worry about 2 and 3 that much. It’s just that as a foreigner, especially if you are from the US, you will most definitely fall under the surveillance of FSB and the cops will look at you twice, but they’re not paid half-decent enough to actually give a shit and do their job properly. They might harass you here and there but if you don’t do anything stupid like protesting in red square or doing selfies in front of military bases, then they’ll have nothing against you. I imagine that’s not that much worse than living in the US under CIA’s umbrella and trigger happy cops. Other than that, it’s not nearly an extreme hellhole like NK, Afghanistan or Syria that people make it sound like. In fact, you can get by in Moscow or St. Petersburg without a guide or translator just fine. I’d rather advise to watch out for the tourist traps(the usual), and to avoid getting out of the city limits and into the suburbs because of the much increased crime levels.

Ah, and put the fact that for every dollar you spend there, you put 20 cents straight into Putin’s pocket into that list…

And also that you’d probably need a visa and it’s a hassle…

And that you’d probably need a Russian friend to get you hooked up with the basics and avoid going through the bureaucracy - like with currency exchange, credit card, carrier plan, etc…

Also that weather is rather harsh there…

And also that it’s probably the dirtiest country on earth because city planners didn’t zone out lawns and parks properly therefore the mud gets spread absolutely everywhere…

And that internet is half-broken, with half sites censored while the others block everyone from Russian IP’s because sanctions…

And that Ukraine might not let you in afterwards…

And that you’d for sure be questioned by your homecountry’s intelligence services…

And that’s about all that I can think of.

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  1. Might accodentally fly my drone into a cracking vessel at an oil refinery. Whoops.
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That’s because soft toilet paper is too gay for Russia.

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Fellas, is it gay to use tp that doesn’t hurt?

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You see these in Poland every now and then, just with an actual central hole. I remember seeing these in my school, we used to call it srajtaśma (“shit tape” is the best translation I can think of), and it was just as bad as you described it. It also had a very particular smell to it.

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Funny how I could probably understand what you mean if you said it without translation. Sounds very simillar to срать тесьма, which is also shit tape, though it’s not a correct grammatically in Russian. To my knowledge, we don’t have a specific name for it, but if there were I’d say it’d either be студенческая/солдатсткая (student/soldier) paper because they’re so poor, or жоподёрка (the assripper)

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I encountered this in Ukraine, often combined with those toilets in the floor and/or extremely rickety, extremely “well-loved” outhouses. Once, we stopped in what appeared to be a stranger’s yard and my hosts advised we were at the rest stop. I asked where the restroom was. They all started laughing. They are a hearty bunch.

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The one that’s just like a concrete block with few holes in the floor? God that shit’s terrifying. Grew up in Russia and luckily never had to use one of those as they were never the only option. But if I had to, I’d rather shit my pants instead. Had to use shoddy garden toilets, squat toilets and toilets with no stalls before a few times each, all were awful experiences, but this thing, it combines all three for the ultimate discomfort.

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So it’s just crepe streamer paper?

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Very close to it, yeah, like a very thin and shitty one. Doesn’t stretch as much nor is as sturdy, but the texture is spot on.

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These exist and are widely used in rural Romania. Even public institutions like schools and town halls use these there. They’re not the worst you can get though. About 10-15 years ago you’d also stumble across houses that had no toilet paper, just newspapers. You were supposed to wipe with those. Not a fun experience!

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Its literally tissue paper, I think youre being pretty dramatic

looks like itd be more ecofriendly because its mot bleached, and its not shipping around with a heap of empty space for the (now i think about it) oversized cardboard tube

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My public school in Louisiana had very similar toilet paper. I’m not sure if its actually the same, but it certainly looks like it.

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What the hell??? This can barely even be called “toilet paper”.

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Tbf I can’t remember the last time I used a toilet paper holder.

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you use it to place the roll standing on top

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What’s my wife doing on Lemmy wrf

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I get my servants to hold one for me while I need it

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I mean, it’s own toilet roll, Micheal. What could it cost, 10 dollars?

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TBF I can’t remember the last time I used toilet paper.

Bidet shower master race.

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thats so cool

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Do they not have holders specifically designed for it? Could just have two rollers that support it from the bottom.

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We used to have one at home. It’s like a clam shell – the roll sits in the bottom half, the hinged top half closes on top, and the paper is threaded through a wide gap.

It was popular in former Soviet territories. My guess is that many households only had poorly-built outhouses and no reliable supply of toilet paper, and this design protected the roll from water damage.

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Well look at the genius who figured out the sea shells!

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Did you model that whole thing just to show us what you meant?

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There are plastic containers similar to box tissue but are round with a hole in the middle of the lid. Then you pull the toilet paper from the center of the roll.

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they have tp holders for those tubeless rolls. It’s hung on the wall like a box with a slit at the bottom to pull the tp through.

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My rolls already do this, guess I should try these

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It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.

I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.

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Only reason you have a marker butthole is because you ain’t eating enough fiber motha fucka. Get some fiber powder and drink that shit bro wtf don’t spread misinformation like you spread your ass to shoot water up there to enema douche the bit of poop you left pinched off up your buttholy hole because you ain’t eating some God damn fiber my man!! EAT FIBER YO POO BE ONE BIG OL UNBREAKABLE LINK ITS WONDERFUL 👍

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^ this user does not wash their asshole

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Confirmed!

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My butthole is a marker unless I get a whiff of fiber, at which point it turns into a firehose. The only time I get a decent poop is when my diet is mostly sugar, cheese, and meat.

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That’s a true American asshole.

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Twice? Try a dozen.

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I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅

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That’s a grease pen, not a marker.

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That’s cuz you gotta bring your own TP with you instead of it being provided to you for free. No need for a TP holder tube if you’re not gonna share.

Wait, are US bathrooms communist???

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Dont let the Republicans find out! They will lobby to take free TP out of schools on account of spreading communist ideology.

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