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You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

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I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.

Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.

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Not with that attitude.

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What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

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That whole page is full of wild shit.

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So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

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I haven’t tried them all, but I just gave my wife a Kraft Singles slice, and she is completely fascinated with it, going, “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

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That’s not cheese bro. You’re going to polymorph your wife into a goat or something. Don’t mess with the spell.

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It seems to have worked retroactively since she is now your wife.

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Bro tried them all but has skill issue

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woe is bro

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And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

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I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

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That would attract far too many women.

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