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I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

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GOALS

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Dating in Wisconsin

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You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

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I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.

Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.

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Not with that attitude.

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What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

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It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

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Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

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Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

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Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?

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And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

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I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

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