Eating the proper amount is hard. Eating when you have low time, money, mental energy, or education on cooking is even harder.

This book assumes nothing. Do you know how to turn on your stove? You are properly prepared to use this cookbook.

Just want to share it with more folks!

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Some heavy hitters here

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Some days, you need a reminder that eating anything is better than eating nothing.

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Seeing this post prompted me to cook for myself, thank you for sharing this valuable resource 😊

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Pros: high protein food

Cons: makes a spoon dirty

Suggested improvements to recipe: note to thoroughly lick spoon clean, or use a finger to swipe up the peanut butter.

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Why is the spoon dirty? Just lick it until it’s clean of peanut butter and put it back in the drawer. /s

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Nah, let your dog lick it clean since they have cleaner mouths than us filthy humans. Whenever I’m done eating I just let my dog lick the plate/bowl/whatever clean and then it’s good to go back in the cupboard.

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This comment is violence.

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If you lick it clean and wipe it with a cloth it’s probably fine, but that’d be crossing a line for me. I’d rather put a weeks worth of spooned peanut butter in a bag and skooge it out.

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For me, I’m more concerned about getting bacteria into the highly nutritious PB. If you’re only eating one spoonful then fine. I wouldn’t stick a spoon that’s been in my mouth back into the container though. I have done this “meal” though, but I scoop how much I want into a bowl first. Maybe drizzle some honey or something onto it.

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4 points

Mix up your PB&J in a bowl. That shit is fire. Raspberry preserves are very good

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Butter knife it onto some crackers. (I prefer Ritz.) The knife never goes into the mouth so I can keep using it. Does make a mess on the counter or table if you don’t use a paper towel or plate(or bowl) to catch most of the crumbs. Guess you could eat over the sink…

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Use napkin for remaining peanut butter before you put it in the sink. Then it will make the spoon less intimidating to wash.

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I need this book.

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Click download! PDF is free.

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I want PAY

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I had no idea I was qualified to be a cookbook author.

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I substituted a knife for the spoon and I feel like it still came out ok.

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★☆☆☆☆

Substituted a knife for the spoon and caulk for peanut butter. Awful taste, horrible recipe. Do not recommend. Would put zero stars but it won’t let me.

Karen, MO

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Tastes like it has a little extra iron in it

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That’s the blood from the cuts in your tongue.

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As long as it’s not a fork you’re good.

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Works for crunchy. Any thick peanut butter really

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Best is when you’re at the end and you bring out the spatula. It’s like a mini Christmas.

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You know you were gonna have a second serving anyway, may as well just skip the trouble and have both at once.

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That is the most important tool in my kitchen.

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Ah, I’ve been making these recipes for decades. It tracks with my cooking skills.

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4 points

Have you been reading my diary?

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I’m so guilty of both

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Warning: do NOT overdo peanut butter on a spoon if you have a dry mouth

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I really love Mexican food so sometimes my dinner is pulling a tortilla out of the bag and eating it.

If you pass this recipe on please give me credit.

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I would give credit, but your username being CarbonatedPastaSauce gives different expectations to any recipe with your name attached

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Microwave it for two seconds first. 😙🤌🏻

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Listen buddy, let’s be realistic, I’m no professional chef.

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But I haaate waiting those 2 extra seconds 🤪

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Then sprinkle in some sugar like you’re ‘salt bae’ o make it a gourmet dessert.

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Lul this reminds me, we used to just chuck a few in a plastic bag and warm them up in the micro for like 15 seconds. No idea why, we had a stove and a comal to warm them up.

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That’s a 2 am staple. Especially when you roll in uo and pretend there’s actually stuff inside.

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I do the same. Put some butter and Tabasco on it

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Maybe brown some ground meat and scoop some on, with some chopped veggies and shredded cheese

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This is now a taco. But any taco is a good taco. Carry on

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I’ll share my recipe since it isn’t in the book.

Block of Smoked Tofu

Preparation: cut open the packaging with a knife, put on a plate, and eat with your hands.

Smoked tofu tastes good enough to eat it by itself, and it’s a great source of protein and fat.

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I would steal this if I wasn’t allergic to soy XD

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I tried tofu once. I didn’t super love it, but I’ll give it another shot

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There are so many different types of tofu and different ways to prepare them that all taste vastly different. That stuff is basically a blank canvas.

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It was in ramen and got soggy

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I find it’s key to squeeze out the water with tofu so it can absorb the flavors you’ve adding. I place it between two plates with some weight on top (a pound or so is plenty) for like 10 minutes, then squish the plates together a bit over the sink to drain and that’s usually plenty. Fish sauce makes a nice flavoring if you’re into that.

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Yeah, tofu by itself can be very boring, but it really shines with the right spices or marinade. The simplest way to make tofu that still tastes great is to cut it up, put the pieces in a container with a tablespoon of soy sauce and some Sriracha (amount depending on your chili tolerance), and shake the container. Then you can use it in many ways, for example by placing it on something that is releasing a lot of steam, like rice that is almost done cooking.

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Try baking it next time

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I’m in a motel with only a microwave and mini fridge at the moment (and for the foreseeable future) so unfortunately I can’t bake. Is grilled tofu a thing? They have some grills outside

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I also eat raw smoked tofu blocks sometimes, but try cutting it into strips and sautéing them if you really want to give it a shot. You can eat that with whatever you like your fries with. I tend to go for a sriracha mayo.

Before you cut it up, drain any water from it, and wrap it in a clean dish towel, then press it under a cutting board or something flat for like 20 seconds on each side. If you get extra firm smoked tofu, that should be all you really need to do, but you can also toss it in seasoned flour (or a seasoned 1:1 mixture of flour and corn starch) first

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In the Great Depression, it’s not like anyone was starving to death. Rather it was like they were eating flour paste and dying of malnutrition.

That we are in an era that we need the SBC speaks to how bad things are. Here in the states, we don’t have food deserts, we have food swamps, where the only thing one can get is junk food.

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There are definitely food deserts in the US.

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Seriously. In Canada too. Our countries are huge but even in populated areas like LA there are well documented food deserts.

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Well Louisiana sucks for all sorts of reasons. Oh, wait. You mean the city that us anglophones abbreviated twice.

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All this talk about food desserts is making me hungry.

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Mmm tiramasu

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Flour paste makes for great bait. You can catch a mess of small fish with dough bait.

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Which is great until you get heavy metal poisoning or pfas or whatever the latest one is. My local DNR recommends eating just ONE meal of freshwater fish a MONTH because of water pollution. We are so fucked.

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Mmm, heavy metals, just like Grandma ate!

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Woah! Usually that’s for a specific body of water or specific fish species. Do you live downstream from a superfund site?

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Your doom and gloom is catalyzed by the existence of a novelty cookbook?

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My doom and gloom is catalyzed by a lot of things including, yes, a novelty cookbook that appears to be made in recognition of desperate times. It isn’t the only thing that informs my doom and gloom, and this isn’t to say I don’t have hope. But it is a Goblins at the gates of Gondor kind of situation, in which a lot of things have to go simultaneously right before we’re out of the fine mess we’re in.

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I hear ya. But ive given up bearing the weight and just doing my best day by day while enjoying life.

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Frozen pierogi boiled then fried with a little butter & eaten with sour cream is a classic

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Accepting that’s is ok to sometimes eat a frozen meal has been absolutely instrumental in helping me reduce eating out.

I got caught in the trap of perfect, trying to make tasty, healthy, low-cost meals, and then giving up when I couldn’t just do that every day with no experience.

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Bertolli chicken parm and some garlic Texas toast is almost downright fancy, but it’s 100% dump, heat, eat.

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When I went back to college with a toddler and a baby on the way. I started feeling really bad about how I was feeding my kid. I’d do stuff like chicken nuggets with some frozen veggies on the side for example. I told someone about this and they were like “no you’re feeding your kid really well. They’re getting most of their food groups in every meal and getting consistent meals”

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Frozen veggies are said to be just as nutritious or sometimes even better than fresh, because they are flash frozen right after harvest and don’t have time to deteriorate. They’re almost certainly better than canned veggies anyway.

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Yeah I like mixing it personally!

Like I have fresh sour dough bread I made this morning. I then like to use said bread to spoon in store bought curries, pasta sauces, peanut butter, and jelly. Or sometimes I’ll use it as bread for a frozen fish patty to make a sandwich. I also have a big things of rice and beans I made that I will sometimes just plop into a tortilla and call a meal.

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If you’re looking for a fun Youtube channel to folliw, check out Sorted Food. They do a lot of silly food challenge videos, but a lot of them have some really good lessons for the average know-nothing cook.

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just pointing out that the russian supermarkets have these for like $2-$3 per pound, basically ravioli. you can dump a serving into a pot of boiling water and then you’re done in a couple of minutes. can top with pasta sauce or even ranch dressing. feeds a while family for the cost of a single fast food meal.

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For any sweet pierogi, sprinkle some sugar on top of the sour cream or mix it up properly if you want to be fancy. So damn good.

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That’s the depression cure doctors don’t want you to know about.

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I don’t even boil it. Just put it in a frying pan with some butter, put a lid on it, and cook it at a low temp for 20 minutes.

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