cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41400661
1 point
Be me
Driving 2026 Ford shitbox down 99
Traffic is slowing up ahead
Suddenly the windshield becomes a full-screen ad for Nord VPN
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Crash into semi
Just before I black out from the pain, hear from behind me “This traffic accident brought to you by Nord VPN.”
2 points
I went into my truck and disconnected the LTE antenna now it can’t phone home for all the tracking
2 points
Chinese EVs it is then
4 points
My dream car is, ironically, either a 1969 Mustang Mach 1 or a 1970s Australian Falcon XB. Note that these cars don’t have any smart shit in them.
0 points
my vehicle of choice has a carburetor
