to be honest

Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing

Looks like a bee stung her lip.

My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin

Thats basicly what they do with a face lift

I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.

Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.

I have very strong, mixed feelings about your post.

Well done mother fucker!

The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.

I… Guess I can understand that, but if they’re telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they’re clueless multi millionaires.

That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.

And he’s so rich, he probably hasn’t heard an honest opinion about himself in decades

Money talks, wealth whispers. True wealth only gestures.

This man is so rich you can’t even describe him correctly.

The son of Al Davis, the previous owner of the NFL Raiders franchise. Al died, so his son, this guy has taken over. I haven’t followed for years now, but I thought I heard he was a decent guy.

He flies to the same barber for decades to cut his hair exactly like that.

Zuck does something similar with his hair but it’s for different reasons. He thinks he’s the reincarnation of Ceasar Augustus. Seriously.

I cut my own hair, and it looks much better than that. He wants it to look like that, for whatever reason.

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

It’s not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can’t splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face

Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.

For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren’t dating, and she’s currently pregnant with another man’s baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.

I think it’s funny you care enough about the distinction to post

You think it’s funny that someone cares about truth and reality?

Exactly. I see bullshit I’m going to call it out. Even on a shitpost

You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”

You’d be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she’s tried to talk him into literally any other haircut

You know who has a haircut like that?

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber?

Lolol!!! Thanks now I can’t unsee that.

Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

Barber: got you fam

Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

no he goes to a barber, same one for like his whole life or something

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