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I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

It’s not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can’t splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face

Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.

You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.

Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.

I have very strong, mixed feelings about your post.

Well done mother fucker!

The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.

I… Guess I can understand that, but if they’re telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they’re clueless multi millionaires.

That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.

And he’s so rich, he probably hasn’t heard an honest opinion about himself in decades

Money talks, wealth whispers. True wealth only gestures.

This man is so rich you can’t even describe him correctly.

The son of Al Davis, the previous owner of the NFL Raiders franchise. Al died, so his son, this guy has taken over. I haven’t followed for years now, but I thought I heard he was a decent guy.

I cut my own hair, and it looks much better than that. He wants it to look like that, for whatever reason.

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

He flies to the same barber for decades to cut his hair exactly like that.

Zuck does something similar with his hair but it’s for different reasons. He thinks he’s the reincarnation of Ceasar Augustus. Seriously.

Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

Looks like a bee stung her lip.

My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin

Thats basicly what they do with a face lift

One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing

My first question is: What the fuck is your hair?

Dude isn’t going to have billions if he pays for haircuts

He’ looks like that weird dude in Resonance of Fate that has to die in the early game so you can kinda care about the plot a little.

how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

go to a damn barber

hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money

But fr tho that hair is wrecked

Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.

maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.

Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.

It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair

that’s the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn’t look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid

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