46 points

If he’s the one popping out calves then she made the right choice.

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Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️

Maybe its just cause I’m high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I’m thinking about finding a rancher friend.

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13 points

Only after they’ve been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I’m from Chicago.

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We dry clean them. Otherwise they shrink.

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6 points

IDK, I’m from Chicago

So you’re more familiar with the end stage of the process.

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5 points

The moms lick them clean after birth, and if you’re expecting any animal to be clean I got bad news for ya.

Bonus fun fact the cows tend to eat the afterbirth as well. Source grew up on a farm/ranch, if you want gross learn about prolapse. Guess who had skinny arms as a teenager and got to help keep cows alive till the vet came and had two thumbs? This guy… not sure I should be proud of what I had to do but yeah cows is expensive.

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10 points

There’s a dairy farm somewhat close to me that let’s you pet the cows and watch them get milked. It’s pretty cool.

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7 points

I’d prefer it if the cows petted me and watched me get milked

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8 points

There’s conventions for that, you just need to bring your own costume.

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  1. Cows don’t make extra milk, you have to take their baby’s from them and then take that milk.
  2. Cows need to be impregnated constantly to keep milk flow.

Its possible theres an ethical dairy farm but ive yet to see one.

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5 points

I should have heeded your warning. I swear man, the people on this website can be some of the least fun people on the internet on a pretty regular basis.

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I hear wholesomememes is posting new content again, reddit is calling you.

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yeah, honestly f this thread. i went from smiling to wondering why i bothered to even look at lemmy today. ☹️

there’s gotta be something nice to look at instead!

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You’re upset some people don’t find it cute to separate baby cows from their mothers immediately following birth?

Have you heard a mother cow screaming for their newborn before?

This is just like saying theres no problem with exotic animal zoos.

When animals are treated as property and a means to make money, inhumane things happen. Then those people pretend they didnt happen, and put the animal bits in nice packages that have pictures of happy animals in fields on them.

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5 points

People need to stop eating meat and start eating vegans instead.

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They are also delicious.

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1 point

After a couple of week, maybe but not immediately.

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Damn.

That farmer must have legs for days to have so many calves.

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21 points

Maybe you being busy with birthing 15 calves in the last 48 hours is the reason why dating a rancher is a hassle?

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19 points

If you can’t handle a partner being largely busy for brief periods, that’s a you problem.

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19 points

Who wants to pet calves?

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Someone that doesn’t know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

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19 points

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

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18 points

Not in terms off K:D ratio

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Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

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6 points

Are they the highland variant?

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10 points

“heeland coo”

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I’ll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.

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Psychopaths who don’t care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.

Trauma all around.

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Fake and not gay enough. Separating calves from their moms reduces, not increases, milk production.

It has even been proven that cows have their clique and just their company affects how much they produce.

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It’s higher milk production when the milk that would’ve gone to the calf goes to people. I think that’s easy enough to understand and uncontroversial to say.

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5 points

If he’s a rancher, this is a beef herd.

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