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Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.

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Pizza, cream cheese bagel, and cheese on crackers are the same thing. It’s just bread with cheese.

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All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

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Carbon lifeforms with milk. Get it right.

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Almond tree is a mammal

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I prefer the Spanish names.

Americano - half coffee half water.
Solo - just coffee.
Cortado - coffee with a “cut” of milk.
Cafe con leche - half coffee half milk.
Leche manchada - milk “dirtied” with a dash of coffee.

Then expresso and all the other bullshit.

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Fr, the amount of times I found myself having to say “just half coffee half milk” because I forgot the fucking dumb nonsensical name…

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They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White

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This has been '90s comedy night, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for coming and be sure to tip your waitstaff!

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Half of this are wrong though

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It’s a guide for stupid people written by stupid people. I bet they’ll call you “woke” if you order a cappuccino there.

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Right, a flat white is definitely not white.

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A latte is also a white coffee, and most baristas are going to think you want an americano with milk.

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A latte is much whiter than a flat white even, it barely has any coffee while flat white is closer to 50/50.

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Excuse me, but I have had a lot of tea and I can confirm that it is not coffee.

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Espresso is also not coffee.

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Espresso is a type of coffee 🤯

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Hmm, I don’t think I’d want to buy coffee from this place

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Exactly … it’s the kind of place with one cheap coffee machine that buys the cheapest ground bulk coffee they can find and probably spike the grounds with a bit of salt to make it palpable for their regular customers who all don’t care about their coffee because they’ve been visiting the same place for over 20 years.

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Was going to say, if my coffee shop doesn’t know the difference between coffee and an espresso, I’m not buying a coffee from them.

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Espresso is coffee. And it’s not like they’re making the advertisement for themselves lol

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In the same way that prime rib is ground beef

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