39 points

Forgot “Pasting it into a Word document”.

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I would never paste code into a Word document. I use Notepad++ for that.

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I’ve had more than one person I work with take screenshots of their desktop, paste them into a word document, then attach the word document to an email to get me to help them with their problem. This has the same energy.

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Used to work in a place where, to get credentials, a used would need to simple send an email from their mail servers and would be enough… One of them would write a fancy Please add used x letter, print it, have the Head of Whatever sign it, scan it onto non-OCR pdf, then mail it… joy.

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I’ve always wished Markdown was better supported in email. I work with external companies’ APIs a lot where email is the medium, and typically I use a Windows monospace font for code snippets (I’m on macOS but there are a handful of monospaced fonts that work on both).

It’s very clunky, and I wish the backtick notation would work out of the box. Whoever decided HTML in email was the way to go should be shot.

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2 points

I completely agree, and in general working with email programmatically sucks. MIME is a mimefield.

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8 points

Honest to god, I’ve seen people from the past trying to write html for a website on Word.

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8 points

True story, about 20-25 years ago, a radio station in my home town was playing ads for some new local business doing web design.

After hearing the ad on my drive to work for the umpteen billionth time I finally got curious and went to check out their own website (I they’re charging people to build websites, they’re own website must be a pretty awesome demonstration of their skills, right?)

The website looked like absolute garbage and, upon viewing the source, the meta tags clearly betrayed the fact that it was created in Word.

I can only imagine how much money they were paying to run those ads. I even considered the possibility I was being pranked somehow.

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5 points

In fairness websites from 2000-2004 werent all that better

Were there better ways to make a site? Absolutely, but it is much less wild than if you told me that this happened last week. Plus i would hope they were just churning out websites for cheap since a lot places didn’t have a website, or they used geocities/similar

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1 point

Word? Not FrontPage? That was an improvement.

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7 points

Did they not know that word can generate very convoluted HTML for them?

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2 points

I started learning HTML at the age of 10 using FrontPage and Word. There were entire utilities dedicated to stripping out Word’s atrocious HTML at the time.

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4 points

Pfff

I code in PowerPoint

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28 points

Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.

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10 points

Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!

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4 points

Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?

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3 points

Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah

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1 point

When did code reviews become this weird?

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24 points

Have a proper radio ham license. Buy a 40-meter transceiver and a software defined radio dongle. Convert your code into esoteric programming languages such as Whitespace and Brainf, then spell it. “Plus, plus, next, plus, dot, open bracket, next, …”. Transmit your spelling over 40-meter band, while a receiver across the continent is tuned to the frequency. Ask it to repeat and record the QSO. Set the SDR recorder to I/Q packets instead of demodulating AM. Publish it as an audiobook.

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Or pirate radio it and make people think it’s a new number station. Then someone will surely put it on YouTube so you can listen to it there.

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Or go full CW, and just transmit source code in binary as dits and dahs. (So long as you document what you’re doing it should be legal, though I’m not sure if you should use the CE portion of he band since it’s nonstandard…)

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21 points

Train an LLM on your code and share the model.

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32 points

If you publish it on github, that’s already taken care of for you!

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Oh hey, it’s the Minecraft guy

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You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

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Oh hey, it’s the Minecraft racist, homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic guy

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Oh, really? That’s disappointing to hear; I had no idea he was like that.

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1 point

What’s the favorite location of Notch? Cuba.
/dadjoke off

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