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That’s the hardest working “or” I’ve ever seen.

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Lmaooo. This got a genuine belly laugh out of me

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At first it sounds like a helluva coin toss but in the end you end up with a stiff.

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I hope you get to choose. One outcome seems better than the other.

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I mean, the outcomes are not mutually exclusive.

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9 points

Ah this is what happened to that old man in the first clerks movie

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One of the best movies ever. So New Jersey.

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2 points

Death by snu snu?

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40 points

“I’m here to give out erections and death… and I’m all out of erections!”

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I’ve got just the one. You can borrow it, in pulses

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38 points

So what is it, like 50/50?

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The question is, is it an exclusive or?

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Those are odds I can work with

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