When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”
Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
Only if you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
Did he actually say that?!
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