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By concepts of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on the details of this deeply anti-democratic endeavor.

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Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.

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“I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.

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Why are you so cringe?

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Weak troll 0.5/10

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Even if that were the case, I’m skeptical. A rock would be a better president and person.

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Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?

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As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?

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Nah but I see you had the perch.

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Only if you cook it with a Jewish space laser.

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You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!

I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.

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I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.

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When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

Party: So, you have a plan?

Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

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Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.

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Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.

You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.

So you make plans that fail.

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The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”

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He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke

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trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It’s real easy to debate when you just get to make shit up.

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