That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, “It’s really nice to meet you.” I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!
55 points
Years ago I was once of Tim Walz’s students before he left Nebraska. He told me I could be anything I wanted to be, but I never became an intergalactic astronaut spy.
WHAT IS THIS MAN HIDING???
9 points
31 points
Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community
33 points
I saw Tim outside in a park once and he said “ah, what a beautiful day” but I felt it was too warm.
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GASLIGHTING THE COUNTRY?
12 points
THE BASTARD!
