That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, “It’s really nice to meet you.” I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!
34 points
Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community
14 points
THE BASTARD!
38 points
I saw Tim outside in a park once and he said “ah, what a beautiful day” but I felt it was too warm.
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GASLIGHTING THE COUNTRY?
63 points
Years ago I was once of Tim Walz’s students before he left Nebraska. He told me I could be anything I wanted to be, but I never became an intergalactic astronaut spy.
WHAT IS THIS MAN HIDING???
18 points
