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Not again

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Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.

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sigh - Days without thinking about her: 0

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the lady in the red dress?

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From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.

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What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during “The Great Snatch”? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?

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It’s true. I’m getting raptured right n

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Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.

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Okay, you got me, I’m still stuck here with all of you heretics

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Don’t mix my apostate ass with those heretics

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Liar! Sinner! You should be raptured immediately!

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Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.

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Better yet, if you get enough people to listen to you, start saying you’re Jesus.

totally not cult behavior

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Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!

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9 points

The past is the past, surely more letters will fit in the same space!

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Post-Rapture looting anyone?

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Everyone gets a new phone!

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Woohoo!

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Why do you think I still live in Texas?

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I don’t know how to post gifs 😭

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If you already live in hell, nothing changes?

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Why not Pre-Rapture looting?

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I feel like that has a higher chance of getting oneself beaten up (at best 😂)

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