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If you’re over thirty and your joint injury isn’t healing, take collagen.

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The efficacy of taking collagen specifically is very much in question. It seems to be about as effective (but much more expensive) than just increasing protein consumption.

There are things you can do, like apply heat and to an extent certain supplements can help (glucosamine and turmeric are the notable ones that have evidence to support them). That said the main thing that really helps is doing dedicated and systematic strength and mobily training for your ankle.

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What people tend to forget about infants and small children is that they are constantly exercising, eating a ton of calories, and then getting tons of sleep.

Adults, by contrast, tend to be very sedentary with slower metabolism and a ton of anxiety from stimulants/stress that prevent long, regular rest cycles.

Also, incidentally, if you really want to fuck up a child early in life… Malnutrition, immobility, anxiety, irregular sleep cycles, and lots of stimulants (particularly cigarettes) will have your teenagers looking geriatric.

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The primary difference isn’t the exercise but the level of human growth hormone, which starts to drop after age 30

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In my experience, injuries go from not healing to healing when I take collagen.

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Probably that’s a combination of placebo and the result of the fact that collagen is a protein supplement. You can most likely get the same result by using whey or other proteins for much lower cost.

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24 points

Have you tried jizzing on the ankle? That’s the secret sauce.

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No way. That’s how you get a second ankle and then you got to support it for 18 years before it makes its way in the world.

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True, this can knock it down to like 4 years.

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10 points

I just call my stem cell dealer and spackle that shit on

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0 points

Human Body?

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Like Disco Elysium

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I walk the land telling whores and liars of the end to come. There are 9,855 days remaining.

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Reminds me of this scene

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Θ∆?

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2 points

Wrong Doctor.

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Omg I didn’t remember it in the show, I just remember his bit about it. I’ve been referencing it for line a decade

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Human body from birth to age 29: I am invincible!

Human body once you hit 30: Hey, remember that time your knee was sore for an hour when you were 12? Well now it’s gonna be sore for the rest of your life

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