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We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!

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Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

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I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate.

Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Lauryl. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

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Better go to the library to look it up in an encyclopedia!

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Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate

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My skin doesn’t like it and it’s fucking everywhere.

If you want to wash anything without it you have to go in two buy your soap from one of those shops where people smell funny and dress bit too casual.

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16 points

Bathroom readers, magazines, and Readers digest.

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chicken soup for the soul

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Ah so that’s why they’re going bankrupt now!

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14 points

Dr. Bronners has enough stuff on it to read for 30 mins.

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And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.

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9 points

Methylchloroisothiazolonone

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7 points

Oops got stuck in another lather, rinse, repeat loop

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Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!

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Glad to see they’re still making these. Might grab one if the newer ones are any good.

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Huh, this vegan dog shampoo has not been tested on animals.

I feel like that’s the one product they should test on animals so that my dog doesn’t have to be the guinea pig.

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I always thought “tested on animals” meant they would shampoo the dog… which made sense because they have a lot of hair lol

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We had a little basket thingy with books and magazines. Stuff like Calvin & Hobbes, I Spy books, Popular Science magazines, etc.

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Every year for Christmas our father would get new content for the toilet library. Usually from Walter Moers’ Little Asshole series. Good times.

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We read the backs of shampoo bottles.

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I got a degree in chemical engineering at Poop U.

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I fully educated myself about tampon insertion and toxic shock syndrome during trips to the bathroom.

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