See, now there is a Dwight Schrute fan fiction origin story if I ever saw one.
If we want to get pedantic here it didn’t technically “shatter”, it just broke cleanly in half… at least that’s what they’ll say when you try to return it lol
Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?
It’s not “tear-free” as in it won’t make you cry; it’s “tear-free” as in it won’t knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.
Baby shampoos have special formulation that are way less irritating if you happen to get some in your kid’s eye. It’s not zero irritation, but it’s way less than a normal soap or shampoo.
Still didn’t shatter
When I buy a shatterproof ruler, I expect it to be forged by the dark lord himself and destroyable only in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Shadooby
