107 points

Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

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And it rolls into some poor person’s old beater car and scratches it.

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If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.

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He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.

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Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)

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Where I live that AH would get a fine of at least 55€ and get towed (adding >150€ to the bill). That should help learning not to repeat that behavior.

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Yeah, I live in The Land of the Free™ (to be a complete arsehole).

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67 points

I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…

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… eww

Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.

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Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again

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7 points

Imagine what? What was this comment again?

🤢

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13 points

Cream filled chicken.

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19 points

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7 points

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And then put it back.

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Hittin it raw

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Hides the chicken behind something because he’s embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮

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Not because he’s embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.

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Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don’t care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?

The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?

In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn’t make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).

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Probably played reverse Easter with that tray of eggs once the camera cut out

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Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.

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Like how hard is it to walk it back?

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Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn’t want it. When I worked at a grocery store we’d just run it back to where it should go.

These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.

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6 points

*drive your Little Rascal back

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counterpoint: fuck the corps

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  1. You have no idea if this was as a bigbox store or a local place

  2. Ordinary people are the ones who have to deal with that kind of stupid problem, not the suits in an office park somewhere.

  3. That’s not how you fuck over corporations anyhow, you’re just raising the cost of goods for everyone with no upside. You fuck over the corporations by breaking up monopolies, installing Medicare for All, changing way unions work to make them easier to form and run, make worker co-ops more legally exciting, and require all publicly owned companies to pay out at least 1% of their annual gross profit in dividends each year, among other things.

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You could just steal it instead of wasting it

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Yeah, fuck my small grocery store! That’ll teach the cunts!

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counter-counterpoint: fuck people who intentionally waste food.

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I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn’t want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.

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27 points

JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt

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I would pay to see cart narc take on JD

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