It’s almost October — last chance to get your predictions in!
i’m placing my bets on:
- israel shooting down a passenger plane
- tim walz pedophile allegations
- kamala drug scandal
I also think Israel will shoot down a passenger plane or sink an US/NATO Navy boat
Dongfeng missile Mar-a-lago
I think it’s this: https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/26/trump-campaign-hack-iran-indictment-00181321
It’s just early and the story is still developing.
This month, U.S. security agencies released an unusual statement saying Iranians sent material stolen from the former president’s campaign to people linked to Biden’s reelection team (which later morphed into Harris’ campaign). The statement said there is no sign the recipients responded.
lmao
oh, so that’s what the JD dossier stuff is about. i saw mentions earlier today of the iran hacking but it sounded so stupid i refused to look into it lmao
Is there any “surprise” that could actually hurt Trump?
No there’s nothing that Trump could do that would cause them to not vote for him.
It’s gonna be some pearl clutching bullshit about kamala and it’ll probablly work too lol.
All the people who have been telling us to hold our nose and vote for kamala despite the whole genocide thing are gonna say they don’t know if they can vote for somebody who smokes pot or some bulkshit like that.
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Larger war in middle east.
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GOP succeeds in getting NE electoral votes as winner takes all and ME doesn’t because they’re out of session. The election is tied 269 electoral votes and the supreme court gives it to Trump even though he loses the popular vote.
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A third assassination attempt, this time Trump walks under a piano suspended over the sidewalk. A cleaver rascal by the name of JD Vance walks past the guys hoisting the piano in full drag and winks at them. Our hapless boys forget to hold the rope as they awooooooga!. Trump doesn’t die from the baby grand dropping on him, but he is unable to serve his term due to his mouth being full of piano keys instead of teeth. Vance becomes president.
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The US balkanizes, still no healthcare. The treats still flow but they’re all bootleg.
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Cis women have to wear arm bands to signal when they’re ovulating. Taylor Swift is assigned as Elon Musk’s girlfriend, she is never heard from again.
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The Lt. governor of NC starts producing porn… It’s really gross.
Larger war in middle east.
I read that as “larger war in the midwest” at first and was very confused.
