It’s almost October — last chance to get your predictions in!

19 points

Trump is assassinated but it’s too late to take him off the ballots, so wins the sympathy vote

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12 points

Zombie trump for president

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19 points

Dongfeng missile Mar-a-lago

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20 points

Obviously Trump survives

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34 points

i’m placing my bets on:

  • israel shooting down a passenger plane
  • tim walz pedophile allegations
  • kamala drug scandal
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15 points

I also think Israel will shoot down a passenger plane or sink an US/NATO Navy boat

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4 points

Israel sinking a US Navy boat off the Gazan coast and blaming Hamas in a false flag to draw the US into a ground war in Gaza would be entirely within their MO

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6 points

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Biden’s dog mauls one of the candidates - either party - or their vice so badly that they have to drop out and Hillary Clinton steps in to fill the void.

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Third time’s the charm

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