It’s almost October — last chance to get your predictions in!
i’m placing my bets on:
- israel shooting down a passenger plane
- tim walz pedophile allegations
- kamala drug scandal
I also think Israel will shoot down a passenger plane or sink an US/NATO Navy boat
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Larger war in middle east.
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GOP succeeds in getting NE electoral votes as winner takes all and ME doesn’t because they’re out of session. The election is tied 269 electoral votes and the supreme court gives it to Trump even though he loses the popular vote.
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A third assassination attempt, this time Trump walks under a piano suspended over the sidewalk. A cleaver rascal by the name of JD Vance walks past the guys hoisting the piano in full drag and winks at them. Our hapless boys forget to hold the rope as they awooooooga!. Trump doesn’t die from the baby grand dropping on him, but he is unable to serve his term due to his mouth being full of piano keys instead of teeth. Vance becomes president.
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The US balkanizes, still no healthcare. The treats still flow but they’re all bootleg.
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Cis women have to wear arm bands to signal when they’re ovulating. Taylor Swift is assigned as Elon Musk’s girlfriend, she is never heard from again.
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The Lt. governor of NC starts producing porn… It’s really gross.
Larger war in middle east.
I read that as “larger war in the midwest” at first and was very confused.
I have my bet that Trump will win. Funniest timeline and all, if I can twist the lathe’s arm I’d love to see a Democratic majority house and senate so it totally paralyzes the genocide factory and it devolves into pork-on-pork violence.
This is probably the best outcome, if the US is too busy with internal issues, they usually leave the Global South alone for a time.
Third time’s the charm
trump fires vance and taps eric adams to replace him