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I was fortunate in that I rode a bike to work. Nobody stops the guy wheeling a bike. It’s very clear, I’m leaving. Gtfo of my way.

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In the military you would just grab a manila folder and walk very fast. Most people would assume you were running an errand between offices and would get tf out of your way

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Most people don’t want to break the sacred bond of pretending you’re busy, because then next time, they might get caught for doing the same.

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Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

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13 points

Recently discovered have ibs.

The silver lining is a good poop excuse.

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1 point

Just say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping

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This is how I learned to walk silently and swiftly with heavy steel tipped shoes

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