36 points

I really want to hear the room chatter that was happening 5 minutes in. Surely after like 15 the sorts of people there would have been like ‘ok we’re vibing with the supreme leader listening to music, this is cool too’ but after 5 minutes there had to be some confused discussion that would be really funny to hear.

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Watch the video on YouTube. Some in the crowd seemed to be trying to get riled up but besides YMCA the music was very mellow, very low energy. Do not trade mix tapes with Donald Trump

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It’s like if you went to church, and the vicar said:
“You know what? I don’t fancy delivering this sermon with moral guidance. Lets just sing 10 hymns in a row.”

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… Y’all never had that happen?

“The Lord has other plans for the service today, so we’re going to continue in this state of worship.”

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I grew up JW, and their meetings were very structured and organized. They do sometimes show videos and such, but a congregation is organized around not one pastor or anything but a whole group of them, any of who could do the main Sunday surmon (and I have seen subs often enough). They also have “ministerial servants” who are I guess basically elders(pastors I guess?) in training, and they often handled a lot of stuff too.

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That makes sense. This church was ‘non-denominational’, which meant that if they could just have the church band play a jam session and still make money, they would.

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Honestly? I love hymns. Especially if the congregation sings in four-part harmony. I’d probably enjoy that more than a sermon.

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And everyone would be fine with it because that’s obviously what the Lord wanted him to do.

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2 points

The man who talks to God says sing hymns? Cool. Now he says have some kool-aid? Cool cool.

Truly this power could never be misused.

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1 point

That’s a bingo!

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51 points

I swear the guy is just limit testing at this point

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1 point

Musk bet him a dollar he wouldn’t go through with it

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I just imagine everybody standing board stiff holding their most sincere sieg heil salute while fighting back tears of rapturous emotion while Trump sways halfheartedly to Chumbawumba for twenty minutes

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17 points

He has none. The test is for the corporate news. So far they’ve been failing with flying colors.

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35 points

How is this not an onion article. This is exactly the kind of thing the onion would post!

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This was my first real out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!

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2 points

Its the photo. You can just see it being real.

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53 points

If you’re a Republican Voter against Trump, but you’re still going to vote Republican, then you’re not really against Trump are you?

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I think they mean they want lower taxes, guns, and no gay marriage, but between trump or a democrat they choose the democrat, Harris in this case.

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