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Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here’s a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

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Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I’d try to make him walk of stage after the first question. Which would be, “tell us about your make up routine and why you think it’s so essential.”

Follow up, “I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you’re so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like demonstrate your acuity for the viewerd at home?”

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7 points

die already devil mutt

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He’s starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.

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You try putting makeup on a ghost.

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160 points

I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.

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103 points

That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.

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4 points

And cofveve.

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52 points

and pseudoephedrine

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Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?

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PREVIOUSLY… ON “THE WALKING DEAD.”

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Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.

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He’s a Litch

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That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.

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Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.

Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.

Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.

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