109 points

You’re forgetting the part where on her deathbed, she doesn’t think about her husband she spent decades with, or her children, or her family at all. She thinks about a random homeless guy she fucked as a rebellious teen.

Absolute cinema.

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24 points

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

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2 points

Honestly that’s pretty funny.

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2 points

Jesus. That’s how you end up on an episode if Dateline.

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1 point

You don’t even know the half of it.

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1 point

W

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11 points

At least she throws a priceless diamond necklace into the sea to honour all the poor people that died

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3 points

I remember thinking she had dropped it on accident and felt bad for her when I first saw it as a kid. She made a little “oh!” with a look of what I thought was surprise

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2 points

Who is that person? 🤔

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2 points

At the time titanic came out, romcoms really hit peak it seems. And i watched a bunch of them. Being 14, i had no idea about life in general, and always assumed people get married some time after the movie ends and they found each other. In most movies it’s fucking ridiculous. You watch two people fall in love who realistically talked to each other for an hour in real time.

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74 points

Technically, he froze to death.

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43 points

Technical there was room for two on that door

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31 points

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

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14 points

Only if they both had the knowledge and frame of mind to engi her flotation devices from the life vest rose was wearing. Otherwise the door would have sunk enough for them to freeze to death before rescue came. Provides they knew rescue was coming after a certain time.

Considering one was a socialite, and the other a freelance artist, and both had just almost been killed multiple times… no, I don’t think they would have had the foresight to come up with the exact scenario that would have saved them both.

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2 points

No there wasnt.

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14 points

Room for 2? Maybe. Buoyancy for 2? No.

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Cameron tested this. There was room for both on the door, but only in a very specific orientation could they both stay dry. And because she was wearing more clothes than he was, even if Jack makes it out of the water, he’s still hypothermic and won’t survive.

Edit: It’s a NatGeo doc called “Titanic: 25 years later.” They’re in a pool that’s 56 degrees F. You can find it on streaming someplace, but here’s a clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEJph0aIP-U

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73 points

Titanic was the story of a manic pixie dream boy fixing a rich woman with his penis.

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I also wasted an entire ship’s manhours and fuel to look for something I had in my pocket all along.

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The precious

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If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

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9 points

A much better movie!

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