ok i guffawed
There’s no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.
Not my McDonald’s. The worst it’s ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.
A similar thing happened to me years ago while working a graveyard shift at a gas station. Somebody came in late at night and projectile shit all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. Never seen anything like it in my life. Your description was perfect tbh haha… But anyways… Yeah I didn’t clean that shit. I left it for the next person coming in… Pretended like I never noticed it. I felt bad for whoever cleaned it but my minimum wage making ass wasn’t about to clean up liquid shit that was sprayed all over a wall
Service with a Scowl
Turd burgers
